Earlier in the week, I became a blog expert. (Well I might need a little more private tutoring) Tonight I will attend my first baby shower. I'm thinking they better have lots of Vodka. I have a few questions:
How many people get in the shower at 1 time?
Do the furniture and floors get wet?
Will someone wash my back?
Does everyone get his own towel?
What did all those people do to get so dirty?
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Well, they got pregnant, so use your imagination. Yes, someone will wash your back, but do NOT drop the soap.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to take your own towel. The towels at baby showers might be a bit small. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteSounds kinky any way you look at it to me. : )
ReplyDeleteThe mental image you all have conjured up in my mind is HILARIOUS... seeing Uncle Jerry toweling off with a baby towel.. the little hood on his head.
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